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Vat hom! God! Vát hom!

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Dr. Allan Boesak het gevra dat Suid-Afrikaanse kerke moet bid vir die val van die Zimbabwiese regering.

Daar is ‘n bonatuurlike wese iewers wat bepaal wié wáár en hoe lank regeer!?

Allamagtag!

Boesak erken selfs die onlangse gesprek tussen Mugabe en “God” oor Mugabe se ampstermyn en dat net “God” hom uit die kussings kan lig: “God”, sê Boesak, “U het hom gehoor. Verwyder hom nou, asseblief!”

En as Mugabe in gesprek met God was, is dit seker redelik om te aanvaar dat mnr Jacob Zuma onlangs óók met God in gesprek was oor die ANC se voorgenome termyn tot die wederkoms.

Indien daar ‘n “God” is wat oor regerings beskik, behoort dié bliksem deur die Internasionale Vervolgingsgesag aangekla te word omdat hy Robert Mugabe, George Bush en al die diktators oor die eeue heen nie gekeer het nie.

Dat die godsdiens iemand so intelligent soos dr. Allan Boesak so geredelik tot sulke idiotiese uitsprake kan lei is aanduidend van hoe skadelik die godsdiens werklik ís.

Written by Nathan Bond

July 17, 2008 at 18:21

Posted in Religion must go!

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The Cosmic Mugabe

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Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe said Friday “only God” can remove him from office, in comments ahead of next week’s tense run-off election.

Rob and God are perfect soul mates. God is a “Cosmic Mugabe” of sorts.

On God’s watch here on earth, the few have much, and many have little or well-nigh nothing. People die from disease, hunger and violence. Indifference and an obsession with self-importance define the characters of both. Although both have critics, most people are too scared, too lazy, or too dumb to kick these idiots in the balls.

God won’t lift a finger to remove old Rob.

God won’t lift a finger. Period. Except a middle finger to life on earth.

Written by Nathan Bond

June 21, 2008 at 09:58

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