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Religion: Respect? Ridicule!

The Pope, the President and multiple orgasms

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Benedict Numbers is visiting the Yoo-Es of Ay.

President George in-a-time-of-terrorism-and-hate-Americans-need-your-message-that-God-is-love, sir… oops Bush hosted a nine-thousand guest outdoor ceremony, making it one of the largest ever held at the White House, in honour of the “Holy Father”.

And Seventh-Day the-Pope-is-the-anti-Christ-and-watch-out-for-America-its-prime-servant Adventists all over the world are having multiple orgasms as you read this, in anticipation of the coming of The Lord – which must certainly be imminent now, as George and Benny Dick are staring lovingly into each other’s eyes.

“We need your message that all human life is sacred and that each of us is willed, each of us is loved”… we won’t kill zygotes and fetuses, but we’ll slaughter innocent children in the streets of Baghdad – unintentionally, of course, and we’ll torture enemies of the State to within an inch of their lives, and capital punishment, well, we need to rid society of monsters… “in America you will find a people of prayer and compassion.”

Gagging sappy globaloney!

By Toutatis, religion is a crock!

An octogenarian cross-dresser and a man who hears Jesus talkin’ to him. If there be a God… please, please, please help us.


Written by Nathan Bond

April 16, 2008 at 22:07

Posted in Religion must go!

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