Go help the Cypriots, Angus!
The drought-stricken eastern Mediterranean island of Cyprus will begin importing water from neighbouring Greece within the next two months in order to deal with a severe water shortage, reports said earlier today.
Cypriots should get Angus Son of the Rainmaker Buchan, he of the Mighty Men Conference, to come pray for rain! The Lord has never failed him, claims Buchan. Put the Lord’s Potato Farmer in a dry place… and run for cover, it’s gonna pour, my mate.
Then again, perhaps Cypriots aren’t idiots.