The Cosmic Mugabe
Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe said Friday “only God” can remove him from office, in comments ahead of next week’s tense run-off election.
Rob and God are perfect soul mates. God is a “Cosmic Mugabe” of sorts.
On God’s watch here on earth, the few have much, and many have little or well-nigh nothing. People die from disease, hunger and violence. Indifference and an obsession with self-importance define the characters of both. Although both have critics, most people are too scared, too lazy, or too dumb to kick these idiots in the balls.
God won’t lift a finger to remove old Rob.
God won’t lift a finger. Period. Except a middle finger to life on earth.