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Religion: Respect? Ridicule!

What a week for religion!

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Warning. PL. Reader discretion is strongly advised.

What a week for religion – week 3 of 2009!

The idiotology has had one spectacular week!

It’s been confirmed that Ratzinger (the “Pope” – Benny Dick) alone can forgive the flagitious abomination of expectorating a wafer. But if ya’all need to confess to fucking a choir boy, the hired help can let you say a Hail Mary while you bend over the next one. Catholics are fucking deluded. Dangerously fucking deluded.

The Taliban forbids educating females beyond grade 5. Muslims are fucking crazy. Dangerously fucking crazy. These dumb fucks should be confined to the grots and deserts of some ‘Stan. Jeesus, they scare the shit out of me.

The Doppers are popping corks and doing vastraps for realising blacks and women are people too. Guess what? You don’t have to be caucasian and sporting a penis to have a brain. The Doppers have been sneaking biology classes, I daresay. Fucking dumb cunts.

And our beloved Village Idiots – the Dutch Reformed Church (die N G Kerk)… shame. Savvy kids are expected to swear to creation, virgin births, the living dead and life everlasting – and confess this folderol before a suitably “licenced” idio… individual in order to become members of Club Cretin. Fucking retards.

And to crown the week, “God” makes an entrance – His Meanness collapses the roof of a church (O.K, His Meanness “allowed” the roof to collapse) killing and injuring his own worshipers.  “God” is a cunt. He’s a fucking mean poes.

Religion. It’s not all bad?

Written by Nathan Bond

January 19, 2009 at 22:25

Posted in Religion must go!

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  1. Nathan, jy kan darem maar kinderagtig wees as jy tyd het. Jy het nie ‘n idea van wat God is nie en is blykbaar te dom om uit te vind. As mense in die naam van God droog maak, is dit nie God nie en jy het beslis nie die kundigheid om daardie onderskeiding te tref nie. Dit is maar teleustellend, dat belese mense soos julle so dom kan wees.

    Hans Matthysen

    February 26, 2009 at 22:37

  2. Oh dearie, dearie me!

    You really should check out http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com and search for “aspierations”. Check the one about christians. It’s a hoot!

    Irma Kroeze

    January 20, 2009 at 11:37

  3. Slightly more zestful than usual as judged by human interest, I agree, but intellectually and practically, in all, just like many another week for religion. The depths of stupidity plumbed by religions are, by all indications, fathomless.

    Con-Tester

    January 20, 2009 at 08:45


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