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God to Kaka…

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God to Kaká: ” Stay in Italy!”

The roof of the popular Reborn in Christ Church near downtown Sao Paulo gave way during the evening service on Sunday, trapping worshipers beneath a mountain of rubble and wooden beams.

One body was found under the rubble and another person died in the hospital on Monday, raising the death toll to nine, the youngest of whom was a 15-year-old girl, but officials said it was unlikely to climb further. (Ottawa Citizen.)

Kaká’s £100m transfer to Manchester City is now in jeopardy after the footballer took the disaster at his church as a sign from God to stay put in Italy. (Daily Star)

God and sports. Jeeesus Fucking Christ!

Couldn’t God simply appear to Kaka in a blinding light – a lesser light that the one by which His Dumbness nearly blinded Paul near Damascus – and tell the footballer to stay in Italy?

No, this dumb fuck god has to collapse a building – a fucking church! – to get his obscure point across.

God is a cunt. The doos either collapsed the roof – or “allowed” it to collapse – on his own people gathered to worship him.


Who wants to worship this poes?


Written by Nathan Bond

January 20, 2009 at 17:05

Posted in Religion must go!

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  1. Now all of a sudden you believe in God.

    Hans Matthysen

    March 12, 2009 at 23:27

  2. And anyone with even the most menial logical capability will see that god did one way or another.


    February 27, 2009 at 08:42

  3. Should you have any scientific knowledge, you would know, that God did not collapse the roof of that church. It would appear that you are the dumb fool.

    Hans Matthysen

    February 26, 2009 at 22:43

  4. Literal people will read this, so I feel moved to add:
    The PEOPLE who make god, make him mumble so their lies can be interpreted, re-interpreted and mis-interpreted, “spun” and changed as it suits them at any later date.
    The lying PEOPLE (men, mostly) who sell god cannot have him speak clearly. It would end their scam.

    A REAL god would say: “Verily, chaps: Relax, Be Good, Enjoy Life. Don’t mind me. I’m Omnipotent, Omniscient and Omnipresent so I don’t need you to flatter me. Just get on with your lives and be good to one another. Peace”. “Oh, and by the way, I’m busy cancelling all wars and nullifying all suffering. Check you later”.

    But that would seriously cock up all the dominee/priest/rabbi/evangelist/mullah’s powers, so fuck that!


    January 21, 2009 at 20:15

  5. God has always mumbled. That’s why there’s so much strife over his/her messages.


    January 20, 2009 at 22:48

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