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Religion: Respect? Ridicule!

“Ons sien die genade in als”

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Ruben Kruger, voormalige Springbok-flank, is gister met ’n kopbesering in die waakeenheid van die Pretoria-Oos-hospitaal opgeneem nadat hy sy bewussyn verloor het terwyl hy bestuur het, berig Rapport.

Dit is skaars vyf weke nadat Kruger ’n operasie moes ondergaan om ’n derde breingewas te verwyder.

Selfs met al die terugslae wat die Kruger-gesin al beleef het sedert Kruger vir die eerste keer in 2000 met ’n kankergewas op die brein gediagnoseer is, het Kruger se vrou, Lize, gister met trane in haar oë gesê: “Ons sien die genade in als dat ons ongedeerd hieruit gekom het.”

Stééds!?

Godsk!

Elders berig Rapport dat ’n sielkundige van Weskoppies onlangs getuig het dat me. Cézanne Visser, wat teregstaan op aanklagte van onder meer verkragting en onsedelike aanranding, heeltemal deur Dirk Prinsloo gemanipuleer is en nie haar eie wilsbesluite kon neem nie.

Ek meen gelowiges ly aan dieselfde sindroom: die mishandelde gelowige-sindroom (MGS). Dit is ‘n verdommende sindroom. Dis soos die Stockholm-sindroom, waar die gyselaar lojaliteit aan die ontvoerder toon, ongeag die lewensgevaar.

As die Krugers die plakaatgesin is van mense na wie “God” kyk, moet “God” liefs by my verbyhou.

Written by Nathan Bond

June 28, 2009 at 17:54

Posted in Religion must go!

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  1. Con-Tester, no comment, not worth it.

    Hans Matthysen

    September 11, 2009 at 21:22

  2. Naah, I think the funny smell is coming from stale claims about having evidence and not actually presenting any.

    Con-Tester

    September 5, 2009 at 00:37

  3. Con-Tester, you are the one experiencing the not so nice smell, not me. Maybe you are just imagining the not so nice smell.

    Hans Matthysen

    September 3, 2009 at 21:40

  4. Very clever Hans, but sorry: like most other things you write here, it’s a figment of your rather stunted imagination.

    Con-Tester

    August 28, 2009 at 13:26

  5. Con-Tester, from your brain through your nostrils.

    Hans Matthysen

    August 26, 2009 at 21:28

  6. How exactly do you think the bullshit got on my upper lip?

    Con-Tester

    August 22, 2009 at 20:24

  7. Con-Tester, you are mistaken as the smell derives from your upper lip.

    Hans Matthysen

    August 21, 2009 at 22:27

  8. Many, perhaps most, other things flow from the throne of your god, Hans Matthysen. Trouble is, they don’t smell very nice.

    Con-Tester

    August 7, 2009 at 21:27

  9. Con-Tester, no wonder you can’t seem to understand the gospel, that flows from the throne of God, although it is as clear as crystal. All your studies have become septic.

    Hans Matthysen

    August 6, 2009 at 21:35

  10. Yes, Hans Matthysen, I do have a problem using my brain – using it for a septic tank, that is.

    Con-Tester

    August 1, 2009 at 21:03

  11. Con-Tester, I don’t have a problem with using my brain, have you a problem with using yours?

    Hans Matthysen

    July 30, 2009 at 20:49

  12. Maybe it would be better still if rather than worshipping anything including brains, the latter were actually used properly.

    Con-Tester

    July 24, 2009 at 08:28

  13. Bewilderbeast, you seem to be confused between the words lust and love. Wild beasts normally go after their lusts and know nothing about love.

    Hans Matthysen

    July 23, 2009 at 21:50

  14. Con-Tester, I would rather worship God, than to worship a brain.

    Hans Matthysen

    July 23, 2009 at 21:45

  15. Hey, paedophiles have always REALLY LOVED children. Doncha know? Sure, they may um, mess them up a bit, but they REALLY LOVE THEM! And don’t you go doubting that!

    bewilderbeast

    July 22, 2009 at 13:00

  16. Nou vra ek vir myself wie die mislike bliksem is wat ons natuurlike/aardse bestaan gemaak het sodat gewaste an mense se breine sal groei en so hul hoop sal uitdaag? Drie, dalk vier keer, nogal!?

    Con-Tester

    July 3, 2009 at 16:55

  17. Julle bly dom astrant en ‘n mens sou verwag dat julle nou intelegente mense sou wees, met al julle geleerdheid. Ons natuurlike bestaan is onderworpe aan die natuur en gelowiges aanvaar die genade van hul aardse bestaan. Gelowiges is nie sonder hoop en is nie so elendig soos die, sonder hoop omdat hul aardse bestaan, vir hulle, die alfa en omega is.

    Hans Matthysen

    July 2, 2009 at 23:13

  18. Nou vra ek vir myself wie die mislike bliksem is wat Kruger se brein gemaak het sodat gewaste daaraan sal groei? Drie, dalk vier keer, nogal!?

    Con-Tester

    June 29, 2009 at 10:14


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