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Islam: The case of Perwez Kambakhsh

This article contains profanity, strong language and illicit sex. Reader discretion is advised.

I apologise at once for the conciliatory tone of this article. I should have the guts to be more forthwith…

Voice of America reports that a young Afghan journalist, Perwez Kambakhsh, convicted of blasphemy, has had his death sentence overturned.

O, the mercy and compassion of these Muslims!

But the appeals court ordered the reporter to spend 20 years in jail for distributing an Internet article criticizing the Prophet Mohammed’s views on women.

Here’s a flash on “prophet” Mo and women: At 54 he raped a girl called Aisha, age 9. And he had his sick eye on her for three years before the calculated violation. Mo a “prophet”? Get real! Mo was a fucking paedophile; a deluded, hallucinating dumb fuck.

Islam is the most odious fucking nonsense ever woolgathered.

Religion is intolerable, but Islam is fucking mindless shit. You have to be a twonk to be a Muslim.

These fucking idiots can fly aircraft into every two storey building on the planet ululating “Allah Akhbar” for all I care, and stab every cartoonist drawing huffish brutes and shapeless hags in black mobile tents, but this has to be said and said categorically: Islam is a crock of shit and you have to be fucking retarded to subscribe to such consummate falderol as are the teachings and beliefs of this pathetic trumpery arrogating as a system of faith.

Just consider the origin of this preposterous twaddle:

Around 600 CE, perturbed by continuous quarreling among Sabaeanists, Jews, Christians and Arabs worshiping local gods and goddesses, and believing in angels, fairies and demonic jinn, young Mo escapes to a cave near the base of Mount Hira for days on end. Suddenly, one night, the indefatigable Gabriel, celestial courier to Zechariah and Mary a few hundred years earlier, appears to the lad and commences a series of intermittent revelations. Addled by the experience and unsure about the legitimacy of the visions an insecure Mo eventually decides, surprise, surprise, that he is indeed a true prophet and messenger of Allah. His peers weren’t buying this shit though, and the first four years of proselytizing yielded only about forty acolytes. But by 630 CE Mo had assembled some 10 000 adherents and Islam was on its way. When he died two years later, Mo’s make-belief spread rapidly due largely to jihad – and doubtlessly by running artiodactyl mammals into souks.

Fuck Islam. Fuck it’s “prophet” and fuck its pathetic god, Al-Quddoos* (القدوس) – The Most Holy.  Our world will be a much improved place without religion. But while we wait for people to become rational, let’s get rid of this gaga guff called Islam.

I apologise again for the conciliatory tone of this article. I should have the guts to be more forthwith, but I fear divine retribution at the hand of some troglodytic cunt with half a mind.

Say what? Hate speech? Hate speech!? It’s only words, for crying out loud. I’m not beheading people. Or eviscerating people. Or hanging people for being gay. Or stoning women for having sex. Or parking passenger aircraft in skyscrapers. Or spiking documents on people’s chests with daggers. Or executing people for having an unfavourable view on some agone agonist.

* In my mother tongue, Afrikaans, “doos” is a boorish reference to female genitalia. And people say there ain’t no god. Man!

Written by Nathan Bond

October 22, 2008 at 18:32

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  1. Islam is the worst world wide religion and followers of this religion, Muslims, are fucking stupid. Look around the muslim world, what has Muslims contributed to the world? Nothing, except terrorism and its fucking religion. Fuck all muslims.


    July 7, 2010 at 09:34

  2. Me too, me too! Except in my case it was more a case of being grievously sickened by Islam’s immovably uncompromising inhumanity and categorically obdurate intolerance, especially towards those that are, by its canons, judged to be inferior. Now that I think on it, Islam is nothing less than a refuge for frustrated derivative Christian fundamentalist wannabes.


    May 14, 2010 at 17:45

  3. Yeah. I’ve been pained by Islam’s idiocy, backwardness, retardation and supreme, unadulterated amentia.

    Nathan Bond

    May 14, 2010 at 17:22

  4. When some one is so hostile to any religion like Nathuu Bond is to Islam then you should realize that something bad had happened to him in the past from the followers of that religion. Now you should guess what would have happened…. or ask him.


    May 14, 2010 at 17:12

  5. i am a muslim so shut your mother fucking mouth asshole or i will call the police


    August 1, 2009 at 10:54 am

    Who are you?

    Jeff Dunham’s Achmed the dead terrorist?



    August 3, 2009 at 11:41

  6. “Theological” insight? Naah, I’m not convinced. It’s just too direct, too clear and not nearly verbose enough to be theological. I think “revelatory” is closer to the truth.


    August 1, 2009 at 21:26

  7. Ah… some theological insight from a Muslim! The blog has arrived.

    Nathan Bond

    August 1, 2009 at 13:04

  8. i am a muslim so shut your mother fucking mouth asshole or i will call the police


    August 1, 2009 at 10:54

  9. Ek weet vloek voel darem so lekker maar ek doen dit nie meer.

    Ek het reeds gelees,

    Oor my godsdiens stem ek nie met jou saam, maar oor die Islam outjies is ek aan jou kant.

    Dit is maar soos die blou bulle en die sharks, of jy laaik hulle of jy laaik hulle nie,

    Imagine ek weeg so 120kg en my broer 147kg, ons is nie dikgatte nie net groot gebou, en ons skree vir die teenoorgestelde spanne, hy is n S en ek n BB.

    Maar ons het nogsteeds wedersydse respek vir mekaar maak nie saak vir wie ons support nie,



    Pieter Nortje

    October 24, 2008 at 12:35

  10. Pieter

    Hou in gedagte dat ek juis vloektaal gebruik as deel van my oorwoë aanslag teen die godsdiens. Lees in dié verband “Profanity” en “Vloektaal” – jy sal dit onder “Essays & Discourses” kry aan die regterkant van hierdie blog.

    Onthou ook dat ek nie juis baie anders voel oor die Christendom nie…

    Nathan Bond

    October 23, 2008 at 17:17

  11. Hi Nathan,

    Net jammer vir die vloektaal, en die prentjies hierbo, maar ek stem saam, jy vloek hulle en ek bid vir hulle, een van die twee moet hulle help?



    Pieter Nortje

    October 23, 2008 at 16:02

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